okay listen up

do not threaten to kill yourself if someone you know is suicidal

'if you do it then im doing it too'

dont try to fucking guilt trip people into staying alive it is literally one of the worst things to do dont do it

REBLOG THIS AND I’LL MAKE AN ICON BASED OFF OF YOUR URL

cumberbeautiful:

if its like demon-hunting-timelord-at-221-B than I’m sorry I probably wont do yours

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

catastrophicmisfit:


CA: its hard being a kid and growwing up 
CA: its hard and nobody understands 

catastrophicmisfit:

CA: its hard being a kid and growwing up 

CA: its hard and nobody understands 

1-55 <3
Anonymous

ily

1.Kissed a girl?

yup


2.Kissed a boy?

yup


3.Had sex in public?

nah man virginlyf 5eva

4.What’s your religion?

i consider myself agnostic yo


5.What does your URL mean?

idk i found it applicable

i dont really fit in anywhere and i fuck shit up a lot so yeah


6.Reason you joined tumblr?

a really good friend was like ‘omg u should check this out’

thanks anthony


7.Do you have any nicknames?

mads? mad? idk


8.Do you like bubble bath?

DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT BATHS LAST TIME I HAD ONE I ATE SOAP AND GOT A MOUTH ULCER


9.Kissed in the rain?

cries no i wish


10.Dyed your hair?

hA i dont remember the last time i had my natural hair colour


11.Soup or salad?

salad bro


12.Vegetable or meat?

meat heckie yeah


13.Go out drinking?

ya


14.Smoke cigarettes?

nope


15.Smoke weed?

nah son

16.Do any hard drugs?

personally im quite averse to drugs


17.Have you had sex today?

noopee


18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

idk my mums when i was like 2


19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

well. we broke up recently, hah.


20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

yeah, but i hate my eyes


21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

duh


22.Tried to commit suicide?

yep


23.The last time you felt broken?

like, this morning


24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

all the time dude


25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

not any more.


26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

SHORT HAIRR HELLA
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

eyes


28.Do you sing in the shower?

hell fuckin yeah i do its like a broadway karkat concert in there man


29.Do you dance in the car?

frick yeah


30.Where were you yesterday?

crying and stuffing my face with food


31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

yup


32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

at my last modelling thing so february maybe? idk people dont photograph me dude


33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

no 

musicals are life


34.Is Christmas stressful?

yes ugh 

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

berry


36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

astrologist/astronomer/astronaut i really liked space ok


37.Do you believe in ghosts?

definitely


38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

yup


39.Take a vitamin daily?

yep 


40.Wear slippers?

nah

41.Wear a bath robe?

hell yeah


42.What do you wear to bed?

nothing

jk like oversized tshirts


43.Do you want to get married?

not at all haha im shit with commitment 


44.Can you curl your tongue?

cries no


Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?

8


46.How can I win your heart?

cosplay erisol with me


47.what makes a great relationship?

cuddles


48.Shy OR open?

open


50.Religious OR non-religious?

non-religious


51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

non-restricting def


52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

non-straight edge


53.Piercings OR no piercings?

ALL THE PIECRINGS


54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

tattoos omg yes pls


55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

PARTY

thanku bb <3

actually-egbert:

stressed, so colors.

actually-egbert:

stressed, so colors.

No limit
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? : )
homestuckpositivityproject:

For actually-egbert!

homestuckpositivityproject:

For actually-egbert!